Our first indoor soccer game of the new season was this past Sunday. We now play in the over 30 league and it’s already been an improvement over the open division. All of the HS and college players had a huge cardio advantage over us. The majority of our team isn’t in the greatest shape. We have some skill, but we definitely don’t have the cardio to match up with them. We won our first game and it was pretty nice, although they had a girl (I use the term loosely) who seemed to take out her frustration on failing at life on our team. This baby buffalo of a person was intent on knocking, hitting, pushing, elbowing anyone that was near her/ it. When I saw her fall the first time from her complete lack of coordination, she was built like a pear; she pulled the jersey of the closest opposing player to bring them down with it. That person was me. Normally when this happens the offender apologizes to the opposing player since this is a co-ed over 30 league and not everyone has played. This oil drum of a person flopped on the ground and acted as if I knocked her down. This is pretty much how the rest of the game worked itself out. The half Orca/ half pig would intentionally try and knock people down, dead leg them, or just elbow them. I know ultra competitive guys (which I happen to be) that give it their all, but when a person of knowingly less talent plays as dirty as this one did with no regard for anyone it gets to me. That’s why I came up with the only logical conclusion. She blames everyone else for every pitfall and missed opportunity in her life. She can’t take responsibility for any instance where she was bested; it was always due to something underhanded. I guess in the end it worked out. We won, her team lost and this allowed more vinegar to fuel her bitter rage. I probably added some octane booster as well with my sarcastic words of encouragement. I am pretty sore though from her 5’10” 290 lbs continuously crashing up against me. I can’t see how guys on BBW sites do it, they are much stronger than me.
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